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what you've learned

-boys like beards
-there is no excuse for shaved eyebrows
-if you have poppers in your pocket, thats why they get close while dancing and grab your waist.
-you are balding
-friends are only friends in winter, despite all summer and autumn actions
-when you get drunk you are drunk
-you can not pay for your art show
-things are bad
-you may move back to long island