Faggots
1. You need to know that
absolutely everything about
your sex life is absolutely
important to absolutely everyone
do not hesitate to bring it up
in public or private.
2. drink jager
drink whiskey
make out with your
exboyfriend's exbestfriend
even though it doesnt feel
too good.
do it bc you arent supposed to.
make assumptions that everyone at
the bar either hates you
or wants to fuck you
or both.
get a drink for your friend
twice. lose your jacket bc
you are too drunk
to remember that you didnt lose
your jacket but instead put
it in the dj booth which you never
do.
and when it's time to take your photo
in the back of the bar
where everyone is taking photos
with the photographer or doing coke
with the photographer
and they are wearing all black
some with leather
some with obviously expensive
high heels the boys in awe of your outlandish
make up
or scared of it
or dismissive of it
like you NEED that attention,
when you go get your photograph
turn into a 2 dimensional cut out of
a person instead of a person itself
become the flattest thing
become the photo before the photo is even taken
drink jager
drink whiskey
drink water
don't go home
go to the diner and order a burger with a fried
egg on top
eat all your fries and your friend's onion
rings and most of the sausage appetizer
act like you don't care
about anything
don't care about anything
eat the side of cottage cheese
look desirously at the friend
you dont desire
just to see
bc you think maybe
he put his foot on yours
under the table on purpose
not by accident.
get hurt when he doesnt
look desirously back
insult him in your mind
blame him for not being able to get
beyond the cult of masculinity,
for not being open to OTHER forms
of men, to OTHER ways of looking or being
to OTHER OTHERs.
drink coffee at 4 am
take a cab home
then get on the internet for an hour
your eyes half open
your hand absently teasing a hardon
from your dick
then absently teasing an orgasm from that.
sleep.
absolutely everything about
your sex life is absolutely
important to absolutely everyone
do not hesitate to bring it up
in public or private.
2. drink jager
drink whiskey
make out with your
exboyfriend's exbestfriend
even though it doesnt feel
too good.
do it bc you arent supposed to.
make assumptions that everyone at
the bar either hates you
or wants to fuck you
or both.
get a drink for your friend
twice. lose your jacket bc
you are too drunk
to remember that you didnt lose
your jacket but instead put
it in the dj booth which you never
do.
and when it's time to take your photo
in the back of the bar
where everyone is taking photos
with the photographer or doing coke
with the photographer
and they are wearing all black
some with leather
some with obviously expensive
high heels the boys in awe of your outlandish
make up
or scared of it
or dismissive of it
like you NEED that attention,
when you go get your photograph
turn into a 2 dimensional cut out of
a person instead of a person itself
become the flattest thing
become the photo before the photo is even taken
drink jager
drink whiskey
drink water
don't go home
go to the diner and order a burger with a fried
egg on top
eat all your fries and your friend's onion
rings and most of the sausage appetizer
act like you don't care
about anything
don't care about anything
eat the side of cottage cheese
look desirously at the friend
you dont desire
just to see
bc you think maybe
he put his foot on yours
under the table on purpose
not by accident.
get hurt when he doesnt
look desirously back
insult him in your mind
blame him for not being able to get
beyond the cult of masculinity,
for not being open to OTHER forms
of men, to OTHER ways of looking or being
to OTHER OTHERs.
drink coffee at 4 am
take a cab home
then get on the internet for an hour
your eyes half open
your hand absently teasing a hardon
from your dick
then absently teasing an orgasm from that.
sleep.
rules to live by.
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Brenshu |
11:58 AM
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